When pigs fly or Bad, bad swine

[Travis Sheridan]

How can you just leave me sweatin'?
Alone in a world so cold? (world so cold)
Maybe I'm just too lethargic
Maybe I just have the bird flu
Who knows
Maybe you think like the others

Think they're gonna die (gonna die)
Why do we vomit and pass out
This is what you feel like
When pigs fly

When pigs fly
When pigs fly (pigs fly, pigs fly)
When pigs fly (pigs fly, pigs fly)

Bad, bad swine you make me not feel fine
You keep me pukin' all of the time

Bad, bad swine you make me feel so bland
I feel a million needles gettin' stuck in my head

Bad, bad swine you make me feel so bad
Anytime I standup I just get back in bed

Bad, bad swine you make me feel like death
Like I'm gonna pass out and breathe by last breath

Bad, bad swine you give me whole heap of squirts
Whole heap of squirts my god my ass hurts

Bad, bad swine you really know how to kill
Your kind of sick is like the morning after pill

Bad, bad swine I'm dead right from the start
Right from the start you gonna stop my heart

You get the idea...

[brodiemash]

Ho-Lee shit! I will be singing "Bad, Bad Swine" for the rest of the week. Why the fuck aren't we recording that song RIGHT NOW?!