Genesis (Fresno) Could Use Phil Collins: C-E-Doh

[Travis Sheridan]

So the CEO of Genesis, Elaine Bernard, rolled doubles three consecutive times...you know what that means Monopoly fans, go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 (I think she's collected enough). ABC 30 reported that she was given a one year sentence, but will only serve 90 days. I'm okay with that. I didn't think I would be, but it's cool.

It's cool, but I think Phil Collins and should come in to help shape policy at Genesis.

Rule #1: We Can't Dance (1991)
When on house arrest, you are not allowed to leave for events that are not considered work. A fundraiser does not count. Everyone likes a party, but sorry you will have to pass.

Rule #2: Seconds Out (1977)
Renewed accountability. The ankle monitor sets the tone. If a person is not where they are to be (or doing what they are to do), then you need a system that notifies you within seconds of the violation.

Rule #3: Nursery Cryme (2008)
Remember, the organization exists to help children. A crime against the organization is a cryme against the kids. It will not be tolerated.

Rule #4: The Way We Walk (Vols I & II) (1992 & 1993)
Actions speak louder than words. When a person misbehaves, it reflects poorly on the organization. The board does not want to be guilty by association, do they?

Rule #5: Calling All Stations (1997)
Ok...for reals. If anyone steps out of line, an all points bulletin (APB) will be put out and we'll go "Tommy-Lee-Jones-in-the-Fugitive" on your ass. We will do a hard target search of every farmhouse, warehouse, dog house, and whore house...

[MsJoey]

Okay Travis, I gotta wonder.....at the event where Elaine was photographed, you were there also. Did you get the urge to make a citizens arrest like I did.
Every time I talked to her that night, I wanted so badly to tell her to GO HOME!!!!

[Travis Sheridan]

I was not there...or maybe I was. I try to stay out of that mess since I really care about DCAC...

[Kiel Famellos-Schmidt]

I was big into Phil Collins and Genesis when I was young. This was very clever.